| File
| Description
| Size
| | 911.wav
| ..get me the number for 9-1-1
| 24K
|
| aah.wav
| Aahhhh!
| 6k
|
| alla.wav
| Homer singing "Alla wetta"
| 25k
|
| ayeaye.wav
| Aye-Aye captain
| 18k
|
| baloney.wav
| My baloney has a first name...
| 68k
|
| bee.wav
| ...the bee bit my bottom, now my bottoms big.
| 31k
|
| beer.wav
| Ummm, beer
| 17k
|
| blubber.wav
| Woohoo, look at that blubber fly.
| 28k
|
| boobs.wav
| Boobies
| 14k
|
| boy.wav
| Shut up boy!
| 17k
|
| brian.wav
| Shut up brain else I'll stab you with a cue tip.
| 15k
|
| canigo.wav
| ...can I go now?
| 227k
|
| cantdrive.wav
| You can't drive...
| 77k
|
| cola.wav
| Mmm invisible cola
| 64k
|
| collus.wav
| I paid for a colossal donut...
| 53k
|
| dance.wav
| Oh my God, Oh my God...
| 159k
|
| dish11.wav
| Only five, wait, ten dollars...
| 43k
|
| doh.wav
| Doh
| 28k
|
| doh2.wav
| Doh
| 4k
|
| doh3.wav
| Doh
| 4k
|
| donuts.wav
| Donuts...is there anything...
| 37k
|
| fat_man.wav
| All my live I've been...
| 41k
|
| Flntstn.wav
| Re-run of The Flintsones theme tune (worth a listen!)
| 187k
|
| freeduf.wav
| ...free duff
| 88k
|
| frontal.wav
| Is there any frontal nudity?
| 10k
|
| fruit.wav
| Heh we know this guy...
| 281k
|
| godboy.wav
| ...godboy couldn't get a strike
| 35k
|
| happy.wav
| I'm making people happy!
| 22k
|
| hbeer
| Mmmm beer!
| 15k
|
| help.wav
| Help me!
| 9k
|
| hehe.wav
| Heh, Heh
| 10k
|
| hollar.wav
| ...the Homer broadcasting system is on the air...
| 64k
|
| homerdrool.wav
| Homer Drooling
| 17k
|
| homergoesoff.wav
| ...they ruined all our best names, like Bruce and Lance and...
| 539k
|
| hmmforbdn.wav
| Mmmm forbiden donut
| 12k
|
| hmrcokie.wav
| Homer drooling over a big cookie!
| 34k
|
| hmrsugar.wav
| America. First you get the sugar...
| 95k
|
| joker.wav
| Homer singing space cowboy
| 227k
|
| jump.wav
| jump Free Willy...
| 18k
|
| killbrain.wav
| ...I don't like you...
| 83k
|
| law.wav
| In this house we...
| 37k
|
| loudcl.wav
| I hear ya loud and clear...
| 12k
|
| mchocola.wav
| Mmm Chocolate
| 21k
|
| nacho.wav
| Nacho, Nacho Man...
| 63k
|
| nerd.wav
| Well, if it isn't the teacher of the...
| 73k
|
| newmex.wav
| Hey, there's a New Mexico!
| 8k
|
| ohmygod.wav
| Oh, my God!
| 14k
|
| pants.wav
| I wore my extra loose pants for nothing...
| 28k
|
| pudding.wav
| My pudding is trapped forever!
| 42k
|
| puff.wav
| That dog has a puffy tail...
| 95k
|
| slacker.wav
| ...I'm really more of a slacker
| 42k
|
| spainsong.wav
| The Spainish Flea song.
| 135k
|
| suckiest.wav
| ...yeah Moe, that team did sure suck last night...
| 92k
|
| swtcrp.wav
| Sweet Mericiful crap.
| 14k
|
| tend.wav
| ...I've been tenderized!
| 70k
|
| woohoo.wav
| Woohoo
| 8k
|
| yellowbu.wav
| Kiss my hairy yellow butt.
| 16k
|
| yes.wav
| YeeeSss
| 24k
|
